Things I've noticed in 2005
If something costs $60 in the store I think it costs too much. If it costs $60 online I'll buy it.
Josh Groban's voice makes my bottom three ribs tingle.
If greed causes you to go after all the ghosts in Ms. Pacman, you'll end up trapped in a corner.
In a battle between a thumb and a cheese slicer, the cheese slicer always wins.
If you tell your Tivo who you are, it will record everything Marcia Gay Harden has ever done.
If you give a rescued schnauzer enough toys and hugs, he'll come out of his shell.
If eyebrow wax gets too hot, you'll end up looking like you have an upper eye socket sunburn.
Crushed ice makes every beverage better. Except beer.
If you pray hard enough, construction to extend the Tollway will eventually begin.
Coke Zero works better in your mouth than it does on your keyboard.
Blogs are a lot of work, but they're a great way to connect with people you might otherwise miss.
Attending a Rangers game in July will make you sweat buckets, and trying to hydrate yourself at Ameriquest Field costs more than the tickets.
The first oatmeal/pecan/coconut/chocolate chip cookie tastes better than the third.
The Colts play their best when I wear the Manning jersery that I got for my birthday.
If you buy decorative pillows, the dogs will paw at them, nestle in, and use them for beds.
It is possible to overdose on Peanut M&M's.
Wearing the right golf outfit doesn't make you a better golfer.
Long road trips produce conversations about moving to Nebraska, opening a cheese store next to the vineyard, and running everything on windmill-generated power.
40 Year-Old Virgin and Napoleon Dynamite get funnier the more you watch. Dodgeball doesn't.
A great evening out always begins with Gloria's black beans and ends with B-Complex vitamins.
Attending a Cowboys game on Thanksgiving Day is fun, but a big dinner at home is better.
If you put vanilla body spray on thick, you'll eat less.
When you're with the love of your life, every day is better than the last.
When you give energy to something you care about it gives back to you, even when you don't see it.
The end of one opportunity marks the beginning of another. Change is good.
Thanks for being here. Have a fantastic 2006!







