Celebrity observations

After Suri was born Tom Cruise said Katie Holmes had to be called Kate from now on because Katie is a young girl's name and "she's a child-bearing woman now." Nice. So when Suri grows up and starts having babies she will have to be called Sur? A child-bearing "sir" would be huge. And it's just weird enough to spawn from Tommy.

The country of Namibia is excited that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might have their baby within its borders because they think it might boost tourism. Cool! I've always wanted to travel X-thousand miles to see the spot where a famous baby was born. Will there be wisemen?

Rosie O'Donnell replacing Meredith Viera on The View... Jerry Falwell was right. We're taking over the world! How about this...the world is beginning to reflect more of the God's honest truth. I love it. Now if Star Jones and Rosie get into a cat fight, my money's on Rosie. Bandanas rule!