Dog spelled backwards is God

We have the weirdest dog ever. Sometimes when I'm home working on the laptop in the afternoon, or if we're sitting in the living room chillin' in the evening, Harry will leave his post right next to us and go all the way upstairs just to look down from the balconey.

If my head is buried in the computer and I glance up at the TV, sometimes I'll notice a big black blob out of the corner of my eye and it's Harry's little black head sticking out of the slats.

He thinks he's God.